Don't you want me, honey? What if I put an anal plug in me?

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

"I know how to make cream pie. Take your clothes off, I'll show you!"

The nerd fixed his girlfriend's computer and got laid for it

My brother asked me not to distract him, and I had already "accidentally" undressed

Didn't move out of the apartment on time — get down on your knees and open your mouth

The masseur just couldn't help himself and brought the young client to orgasm

What you put that finger in instead of your dick, massage it properly!

Don't be so hard on yourself, sister, you've done it once, you'll do it again

Offered her neighbor tea or coffee, but he refused and pulled out his dick